Isn't it always so difficult to find your lipstick in your bag when you're out partying? It's never in the pocket you thought you put it in, or worse, it's somehow lodged in the lining. Well, now you can make the lipstick into the party with this jumbo sized lipstick flask! Miniature funnel included. Made of rubber, plastic and metal, holds 125ml (4oz) and measures 1.5x1.5x5.3"
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML