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Kim Kardashian Gets Flour Poured On Her On The Red Carpet

While on the red carpet Kim Kardashian gets a bag of flour thrown on her as she was doing interviews for her new fragrance “True Reflection” launch party at the London Hotel in West Hollywood

Woman Texting Not Paying Attention Falls Into Lake Michigan

Bonnie Miller ran into some technical difficulties on Monday. While she was returning a text, the Benton Harbor resident accidentally plunged into Lake Michigan. She had reportedly been walking along the South Pier with her husband and 15-year-old son around 9:30 pm Monday when she became distracted with returning a text and walked clear off the end of the pier. "I had set an appointment for the wrong time and so I sent about three words," Miller described. "Next thing you know it was the water."

Both her husband and a bystander jumped into the water after her and quickly pushed the waterlogged typer onto a ladder hanging from the pier's edge. The police and Coast Guard both responded to the situation and helped extract Miller's two rescuers. "I couldn't let pride stand in my way of warning other people to not drive and text or walk and text," Miller explained. "I can't believe how many people came, I'm really quite embarrassed. I'm just so grateful to be alive, I have a new lease on life." Hopefully her new life will include occasional glances up from the screen. gizmodo

You Are Not The Father Card

Few words in the language of men bring greater joy than “you are not the father”. For years, Maury Povich has been delivering this life saving announcement to potential dead beat dads on his talk show, but now you too can deliver the great news with these cards!
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Troy Ave Performing Live At @FoolsGoldRecs SXSW 2012 Party [video]

@TroyAve & his B$B. crew Ran Thru Texas Like a Tornado this SXSW being booked on 13 showcases including the infamous Fool's Gold party. in which he delivered a performance of epic proportion with songs like Nino Brown, Silver Grey, & Dirty Martini Troy Ave had the ruckus crowd of On Lookers chanting POWDER POWDER POWDER!

Times Square Hotel Launches Photo Contest for a Free Weekend Stay

The Crowne Plaza Times Square just launched “Your Favorite NY Moment Photo Contest”, where amature and professional photogs can submit as many pictures as they want of their favorite NYC moments.

You can enter by simply going to the Home page of the hotel’s Web site at Crowne Plaza Times Square and clicking on the More Info button under the Win a Free Weekend Stay Heading. You just need to do so by the 6 a.m., April 15 deadline for entries. The winner will be announced on April 30, 2012.


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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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