1.27.2012

Evelyn Lozada for Maxim

basketball wife, or rather football wife considering her engagement with New England Patriots’ star wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, is featured in next month’s Maxim

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That's Crazy... NJ Nets Tickets Going For $0.01

That’s right—tickets for Sunday’s game against the Toronto Raptors are going for $0.01 on StubHub. As of 1:30 this afternoon, nine separate listings—totalling 20 tickets—were offering upper bowl seats at one cent apiece. Twenty-six listings were selling entry at $1 or under. Four additional games in February have Nets home games going for a penny as well. Through Ticketmaster, the cheapest tickets for the same Nets/Raptors game cost $20.80 apiece (after the site’s fees).

And it’s not just Nets tickets that are going for severely deflated prices. In NBA markets with particularly bad teams, tickets are frequently sold below the $1 mark. Washington Wizards tickets have been sold for as little as $0.30 this season, according to the Washington Post’s Dan Steinberg. Other online chatter has said that Wizards and San Antonio Spurs seats have also been previously listed for a penny. canadianbusiness

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FML Daily

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double A batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

Rick Ross "MMG Untouchable" [trailer]