Celebrity perfumes are a dime a dozen. You can smell like Kim Kardashian, Posh Spice, Taylor Swift, Reese Witherspoon -- almost any Tinseltowner you like. But Lady Gaga isn't your typical, sweet-smelling celeb. She's far, far from it. According to Fashionista.com, the shocking superstar is developing her first fragrance, and Mother Monster has reportedly requested that the scent "smell of blood and semen."
Hmm, bodily fluids haven't had as much success as, say, lavender or hibiscus in the world of fragrance, but Gaga is the queen of reinvention and pushing the envelope. And even though most of us probably don't think we want to smell like blood or semen, I bet this racy new product will sell out instantly around the world.
But Little Monsters, please take my advice and wait for Gaga's perfume to go on sale at a store near you. While making a miniature version of her meat dress might be pretty cool, a homemade concoction of blood and s**** is not a scent you should purposefully try to recreate.
Hmm, bodily fluids haven't had as much success as, say, lavender or hibiscus in the world of fragrance, but Gaga is the queen of reinvention and pushing the envelope. And even though most of us probably don't think we want to smell like blood or semen, I bet this racy new product will sell out instantly around the world.
But Little Monsters, please take my advice and wait for Gaga's perfume to go on sale at a store near you. While making a miniature version of her meat dress might be pretty cool, a homemade concoction of blood and s**** is not a scent you should purposefully try to recreate.
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