The Top Ten:
10. Balcony
Whether at your hotel on a weekend getaway or at your high rise apartment, a balcony can always provide a hint of the risque while giving semi-privacy. Be sure to enjoy the view when you’re against the rails.
9. Movie Theater
Ah, the movie theater. An oldie but a goodie. Remember way back when? Most kids first got their kicks in the back row of the movie theater. Why shouldn’t you revisit those wonderful memories? Be sure to bring a coat for coverup! Remember, kids… if they ask you if you would like extra butter, be sure to say yes.
8. Parking Garage
Park on the rooftop for a little stargazing while you get it on. For a little more excitement and possibility of getting caught, park on a mid to lower level for a some backseat action.
7. Night Club
Find a dark corner with a couch or an empty table. Have one partner sit while the other grinds on them to the beat of the music. Are you giving your partner a sexy lapdance at the club or are you getting busy? No one knows but the two of you. As for the dance floor, a good rule of thumb is either everyone has sex in the Electric Slide line, or no one has sex in the Electric Slide line.
6. Churches, or Places of Worship
Alright, alright… Let’s hold off on the Catholic boy-rape jokes. Unless you’re a Catholic boy, the church can be a naughty and enjoyable place to have sex. Aw…c’mon. You know your Auntie Ginger couldn’t resist a good Catholic boy-rape joke, kiddies. But seriously – lovers often hop in the confessional to have something to repent for later. How many Hail Marys is that one worth?
5. Library
The bookworm in me adores this locale. Nothing like the smell of old ink and leather bound books to get you going in the sack. Find a dusty corner that isn’t frequented often and fulfill all of your naughty librarian fantasies. Just try not to be too loud. We all know how angry naughty librarians become when you disturb the sanctity and peace of the library.
4. Dressing Rooms
Ladies, when you’re dragging your significant other from store to store and their eyes are becoming more and more glazed over, it’s time to hit up a dressing room. No, I don’t mean for yet another sundress expedition. A certain lingerie store that can keep your secrets will definitely let you both in the dressing room to make sure your significant other likes what you’re trying on. Of course all of the associates know what you’re really doing in there, but isn’t that part of the excitement?
3. Public Restrooms
If you can’t wait until you get home, public restrooms could provide some release. Head over to the handicapable stall, lock the door, and pray to baby Jesus your girl was a gymnast back in the day. Maybe she can get some extra use out of those rails.
2. Parks
True story: Our libidos rise when we’re in the great outdoors. The fresh air makes us feel energized and healthier and everyone has that inner child that still associates being outside with freedom. Most parks have discreet hiking trails perfect for that afternoon tryst in the sun.
1. Roadside
The one public place to have sex that I’ve heard over and over again has been on the side of the road. If you’re on a long roadtrip & need something to break up the monotomy and inject a little excitement into that trip to grandma’s house for Thanksgiving, pull over and engage in some roadside procreation. It’ll take almost all of the sting out of grandma’s pinch to your cheek later. Besides… after driving a long distance at 70 miles per hour, shouldn’t you slow down a little and try 69?
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